My Favorite Things- Redux

This is my parody of The Sound of Music's "My Favorite Things" which I shared a while back. Hope you enjoy!

My Favorite Things

Rosy spanked bottom that's sore when I'm sittin'

Bending over for spankings in the kitchen

Cane-iac packages tied up with strings

These are a few of my favorite things

Cute colored panties with pictures of poodles

Dreaming of spankings all day while I doodle

The sound of a belt whipped off before it swings

These are a few of my favorite things

Tops in white dress shirts, sleeves rolling in a flash

Getting The Look that makes me want to dash

Anticipation that makes my hands wring

These are a few of my favorite things

When the strap bites

When the cane stings

When I'm feeling sad

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don't feel so bad

Scoldings over things I shouldn't have written

Reminded there are times my tongue should be bitten

Damn, I forgot how much his hand can sting

Why were these some of my favorite things?

It wasn't smart saying his arm spanked like a noodle

Now I'm gonna get it, the whole kit and kaboodle

The paddle comes down hard making my ears ring

I need to reassess my favorite things!

Why does it seem our logic always clashes?

I pout out my lip and bat my eyelashes

He's not falling for it and makes the cane sing

Leaving furious lines until to him I cling

When the strap bites

When the cane stings

When I'm feeling sad

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don't feel so bad