Thursday, May 17, 2012

My Favorite Things

I haven't parodied a song in a while, so here goes. I hope you enjoy my spanko twist on The Sound Of Music classic.

My Favorite Things

Rosy spanked bottom that's sore when I'm sittin'
Bending over for spankings in the kitchen
Cane-iac packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cute colored panties with pictures of poodles
Dreaming of spankings all day while I doodle
The sound of a belt whipped off before it swings
These are a few of my favorite things

Tops in white dress shirts, sleeves rolling in a flash
Getting The Look that makes me want to dash
Anticipation that makes my hands wring
These are a few of my favorite things

When the strap bites
When the cane stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

Scoldings over things I shouldn't have written
Reminded there are times my tongue should be bitten
Damn, I forgot how much his hand can sting
Why were these some of my favorite things?

It wasn't smart saying his arm spanked like a noodle
Now I'm gonna get it, the whole kit and kaboodle
The paddle comes down hard making my ears ring
I need to reassess my favorite things!

Why does it seem our logic always clashes?
I pout out my lip and bat my eyelashes
He's not falling for it and makes the cane sing
Leaving furious lines until to him I cling

When the strap bites
When the cane stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad


bobbsroom said...

Hi Lea

Fantastic, penned by a true wordsmith. I had better not learn the words though; the tune is in my head now.



sarah thorne said...

One of my favorite songs, too!!

Erica said...

Heeheee! Love it!

joeyred51 said...

Terrific Lea. Very clever and funny.


playful little brat said...

So clever!! I love it and am sure it'll now be stuck in my head all night!

Susie said...

You're so good at this Lea! I love that you pick songs that I know. Thanks for the chuckle.

SublimeWifey said...


Lea said...

@bobsroom, Thanks! I have that problem too, I always hear my versions when the real song comes on. Just can't sing it out loud. ;-)

@sarah, Hope you liked this one as much!

@Erica, Glad you enjoyed it!

@joey, Thanks, glad you liked it!

@playful little brat, Catchy, isn't it? ;-)

@Susie, Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!

@SublimeWifey, Glad you liked it!

Angel said...

Now please put it to music, sing along, and send to us. I have the last three you did on my phone. It always strikes me funny when one of them plays in random mode while I'm at the gym working out.

Emen said...

Love it. Thanks

Ana said...


But wait...if these are all your favorite things, why would getting spanked by them make you sad?

I think your song just scared me into at least a few hours of behaving...

SNP said...

Lea, I count you as one of the "heavy hitters" in the spanking blog world so heartfelt thanks that you would post about my Fantasy Friday story at PK's blog. She is the best to host FF.
Warm Regards to you, SNP
Cute Post--who does not like Sound of Music?? My parents saw that movie on one of their 1st dates :)

Lea said...

@Angel, Haha that's awesome! I'll work on it!

@Emen, Glad you enjoyed it!

@Ana, Because it still hurts. I'm a wuss. ;-)

@SNP, Aww thank you! I really enjoy reading your stories!