Friday, January 31, 2014

Happy Birthday Justin!

Today is a very special day. It should be a national holiday, damn it. Why am I at work? How do we not recognize the current King of Pop's birthday on all of our calendars? Yes, it's that time again. Justin Timberlake's birthday. He is now 33. Can you imagine having a net worth of $100 million at that age? At any age? I suppose it helps to have extraordinary talent.

Justin first appeared on television screens in 1992 as a contestant on Star Search. He didn't win. Nice hat! He was born in Memphis.

In 1993 and 1994 he graced the screen again on the cast of The New Mickey Mouse Club. Did anyone else watch this every week? Remember the pre-teen soap opera within the show called "Paradise Cove"? Haha.

'N Sync was formed in 1995 and their self titled album was released in the U.S. in 1998. They came on tour to Salt Lake City and it was the first concert I ever attended, with my mom and sister, because that's how cool I was. Hey, I couldn't drive yet! They returned a few years later on the "No Strings Attached" tour. I attended that one sans Mom.

A true fan is present through all the style changes no matter how bad they are. I remember the bleached hair phase and oversized clothes. Oh, the hoop earrings.

The hair that resembled Ramen noodles.

Those braids.

And who can forget the infamous 'fro? (I had the Justin and J.C. marionettes. It also had a bleached 'fro.)

just because

And Justin grew up. He went on to a successful solo career that some blame for ending 'N Sync.

He stayed busy with several acclaimed solo albums and many collaborations with other artists. 

If he wasn't already a success in music and in film, I think he could've been a comedian. I always tune in when he's going to be on SNL.

He's starred in many movies and continues to tour for his latest album.

I've followed him through it all. I mean I didn't literally follow him. He keeps changing the security code to his home anyway.

Justin, I will never forget who brought SexyBack. I will never say Bye Bye Bye to my 'N Sync albums. You're so talented, I know that God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You. It Makes Me Ill that you skipped over Salt Lake City on your latest tour, but I forgive you. Let's get away, just The Two Of Us. We can go Sailing around the world. You can bring your Suit and Tie. 

With your net worth of $100 million, we can buy all the Strawberry Bubblegum we want and always live like we Just Got Paid. Tell Jessica that The Game Is Over. No one will ever love you Like I Love You. You've got me LoveStoned. Happy birthday to the King of Pop!

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Meme Time- Some Q&A

Hello all! I have been M.I.A. for a while due to a crazy busy schedule recently. If you're still out there, stay tuned! I'll have a post up soon about my recent 80's party chock full of 80's puns and have a lot of reading to do myself.

The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Who calls anyone these days? It would most likely be my dad or grandparents.

When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?

Yes, and I pick a parking spot close to a cart return so that I'm sure to do it.

In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?

It depends on the crowd, but I'm usually listening.

Do you take compliments well?

Not usually. I'm trying to get better at that and just say "thank you."
Are you an active person?

Active online? Sometimes! Ha!

If abandoned alone in the wilderness, do you survive?

No way. I've Googled "how to brown ground beef" before.

Did you ever go to camp as a kid?

Once with my old church. It was awful and mosquitoes tried to eat me alive. They thought I was just complaining and didn't believe me until paying attention to my arm having swelled to twice it's size from bites. I was driven home early. I don't do outside.

What was your favorite game/s as a kid?

I loved my Barbies. And Super Nintendo. Jump roping became a really competitive thing at my elementary school.

A sexy person is pursuing you, but you know that he/she is married, would you?

Not if everyone isn't in the know.

Are you judgmental?

About some things.

Do you like to pursue or be pursued?

Be pursued. I'm terrible at initiating.

Use three words to describe yourself.

Happy when spanked

If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?


Are you continuing your education?


Do you know how to shoot a gun?

Not well. Ended up with ears ringing for 3 days and a huge bruise on my shoulder from the kick back.

How often do you read books?
Fairly often.
Do you think more about the past, present or future?

I think about everything. A lot.
What is your favorite children's book?

I read "Number The Stars" at least 50 times. 

Where is your ideal house located?

Near the people I want to see.
Boxers, briefs, thongs, panties or grannies?

I most often wear boyshorts or thongs. Styles that show some cheek.
Last person you talked to?

S at last night's play party.

Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?

What are your keys on your key chain for?

Home, mailbox, car, work, my parent's house

Where was the furthest place you traveled today?

From the bedroom to the kitchen. Lol. Uneventful day in.

Where is your current pain?

My bottom is a bit sore from last night, but that's not a complaint.

Do you like mustard?

Yes, on some things. 

Do you prefer to sleep or eat?

Both are necessary at different times.

Do you look like your mom or dad?

A little of both. I favor my mom more.

How long does it take you in the shower?

15 minutes maybe, unless I'm shaving my legs too.

What movie do you want to see right now?
American Hustle

What did you do for New Year's?

NYE, nothing. New Year's Day I saw S and started out the year with a spanking.

What was the cause of your last accident?

Umm... I haven't had any real accidents. Every few years my lack of coordination and ice leads to a sprained accident.