In New York there lives a man named Joey
He is a beloved member of SCONY
A spanko through and through
He knows what to do
When it's time to take a gal o'er his knee
Dear Joey is a wonderful blogger
Loyal reader and frequent commenter
Known throughout blogland
He has many a fan
He is friendly and an avid runner!
Okay, maybe I'm reaching for some rhymes
But letting this day pass would be a crime
A birthday must be
Celebrated, times three!
When one's a spanko it's a treasured time
In closing I wish this for you, my friend
A birthday ending with a red lit end
Your candles I don't mean
It's time for some spanking
Many volunteers have a hand to lend!
Happy Birthday, Joey!