Thursday, May 3, 2012

The Truth About Cats And Dogs

Thank you to my friend R who inspired this post with her comment about how tops, like cats, want attention and may be distracted by a ball of yarn. Has anyone else noticed the similarities between cats and tops? And also dogs and bottoms? Let's take a more in-depth look at this.

Cats And Tops

Cats try to be the Mastermind

They are very grumpy when woken up

They have terrible typing skills

They are always giving you The Look

They like to lull you into a false sense of security

But they are always watching and waiting

It is possible to distract them. Ooh, something shiny!

At the end of the day, they want your attention. And they will smack you to get it.

Any of this sound familiar?
Dogs And Bottoms

Dogs are always innocent

They always have their friend's back

They can get rowdy in a crowd

They are loyal and loving

They give you presents

They are very good with computers

They just want to watch Days of our Lives in peace

Whatever happened, it's not their fault!

Is it possible to coexist?

We can try!


Ursus Lewis said...

Yeah, right... *shakes his head*

joeyred51 said...


Very cute post Lea. The dog with the sad face reminds me of a shy and witty bottom I know.

Great pictures!


Marne said...

Lea, I had to read it several times. Just too adorable...and too true! My dogs never "hide and watch" like my cats. Reminds me of the Tops sitting on the porch..."just talking," until they march off some unsuspecting bottom for something they "happened" to overhear!

Another good post, as always!

bree said...

But...but....I always considered myself to be a cat. What a dilemma! :O

Niicceee. Very cute. It must have taken you many hours to find those pictures to match what you wanted to say.

Mischief managed, I see. Lol.

Isn't it a little early to be drawing the attention of the Death Eaters/Spankers for October? ;)

By the way, I am coming in October. I wouldn't miss Harry Potter for anything. :) Do you think a spell will ward off the residule effects from this post come then? Or will that be sooner than later? Hmmmm...maybe you should put a spell on this post now so the Tops will not remember it. *giggles* ;)

playful little brat said...

Ahhh looove love looove this post! Super cute, and true! lol Great pictures as well.

Kaelah said...

That's a sweet post! :-) Funnily, my mate Ludwig, being (predominantly) a top, is a tomcat (or domcat), whereas I am a dachshund. I am predominantly a bottom, but I also love to switch. Well, I guess dachshunds are dogs that have a demanding, toppy side as well! ;-) I also used the last picture of your post on our blog a short time ago, as a picture of Ludwig and me. So, a happy coexistence between cats and dogs is indeed possible. :-)

Angel said...

Adorable! I love all kinds of animals. The pics matched perfectly. Nice job.

Kaki said...

Very cute pictures.

Dogs are loyal and man's best friend and always want to please. :-)

Susie said...

LOL...and really quite true!

Anonymous said...

Aaahhhh!!! I loooove it! I especially appreciate the DOOL pic!

That's fantastic.

I love that I inspire hilarity in you!



sarah thorne said...

This is TOTALLY right on target! :)


Lea said...

@Urs, I take it you are a cat person?

@joey, That dog's sad face puts me to shame. Lol. Adorable.

@Marne, Yes, LURKING. That is a top trait of cats and tops. And popping up unexpectedly.

@bree, Ah, well you are a switch. So you can choose which animal you want to personify in the moment.

@playful little brat, I knew that some others would be able to see reason. ;-)

@Kaelah, Domcat, I love that! Haha! Thanks for stopping by!

Lea said...

@Angel, Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!

@Kaki, Absolutely, all great traits!

@Susie, I know, right? Lol!

@R, I came across that one of the dog on the couch and knew it'd be the perfect caption. :-)

@sarah, Indeed! Now I wonder, can cats read? Hmm...

Erica said...

Oh, that is too cute!

Thing is, though, I've always considered myself to be feline. I love to nap, I purr when being stroked, I'm a finicky eater, and I don't respond to commands. :-D

Lea said...

@Erica, Well we all know you topped in that one video, so maybe you're really a switch at heart. ;-)

Jean said...

Very cute post!

Lea said...

@Jean, Thanks! No comments about how true it is? Is there a top over your shoulder? ;-)