Cats And Tops
Cats try to be the Mastermind
They are very grumpy when woken up
They have terrible typing skills
They are always giving you The Look
They like to lull you into a false sense of security
But they are always watching and waiting
It is possible to distract them. Ooh, something shiny!
At the end of the day, they want your attention. And they will smack you to get it.
Any of this sound familiar?
Dogs And Bottoms
Dogs are always innocent
They always have their friend's back
They can get rowdy in a crowd
They are loyal and loving
They give you presents
They are very good with computers
They just want to watch Days of our Lives in peace
Whatever happened, it's not their fault!
Is it possible to coexist?
We can try!