Saturday, October 26, 2013

Lea-To-English Dictionary

(Cross-posted from my Fetlife writings)

Okay, so direct communication about what I want is not my strong suit. Actually, it's not really in my closet at all. I'm not good at asking for what I want or initiating anything from romantic encounters to scenes I'd like to have. Those things are unlikely to change. But what can change is people learning to fucking read between the lines already! I have written this Lea-to-English dictionary to assist in translation.

Lea: "Hi."
English: a. "Hi." (Sometimes it is just a hello.) b. "Hi. I want a spanking."

Lea: "What are your plans tonight?"
English: "I am free. Are you going to fucking ask me to play already or what?"

Lea: "I'm hungry."
English: "After I find sustenance, I'd really like a spanking later."

Lea: "I'm tired."
English: "I'm tired."

Lea: "You're a jerkface."
English: a. "You really ARE a jerkface.'' b. "I think you're cute and you should spank me." c. a and b combined

(In response to being asked if I've played at the party)
Lea: "A little bit."
English: "I want more spankings."

(In response to being asked what I like to do at the party)
Lea: "I'm a spanko."
English: "Spank me already!"

Lea: "That toy looks mean."
English: "Smack me with it so I can form an accurate opinion."

Lea: "No."
English: "Get the fuck away from me."

Lea: "A little more."
English: "Push me to the edge, baby."

There. Are we all on the same page now? Was it that difficult? I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to spank me. Yeah, I sort of quoted Notting Hill. I should be spanked for that.


Anonymous said...


Fortunately, I know what you want even more than peeps. When I look at your face, I see "Spank me now, what are you waiting for dumb ass."

You are so adorable.


Our Bottoms Burn said...

I take it that this post was prompted by the fact that even though you traveled across the country to a spanking party some men are unsure if you want to be spanked. I have seen this. Men group together. Sit on a couch. Don't talk. Stare at the wall. I do wonder about my gender. I have no suggestions.

sarah thorne said...

Hmmmm, you'd think it'd be easy to interpret, eh?

Larken said...

LOL! I think I have a similar dictionary. :-)

Lea said...

@joey, Haha. And that's why you find yourself with so many play partners, Joey. ;-)

@Our Bottoms Burn, Lol. Sometimes that is the case. Many of them are okay at it though.

@sarah thorne, I know, right?

@Larken, Oh yeah? Maybe we need to distribute these dictionaries around.