Sunday, September 4, 2011

Every Morning There's A Paddle




I decided to play around with the song "Every Morning" by Sugar Ray. The first part of it came to me while I was listening to the song and I just had to spankify the whole thing. You think Mark McGrath is a spanko? Swoon. Feel free to sing along!


Every Morning

Every morning there's a paddle hanging
from the corner of our bedroom's four post bed
I know it's not mine but I'll see if I can hide it
before the weekend or a long night in

Couldn't understand
How to work it out
Once again as predicted had my bottom exposed
and we spanked it out

The paddle's got me reeling
Stopped me from deceiving
Pulled me over your knee again
Said I wouldn't do it
You know that I won't do it again

Oh.....
(Every Morning)
Oh....
(Every morning when I wake up)
(Over my knee baby, don't say a word)
Oh....
(He always rights the wrong, he always rights, he always rights)
(Over my knee baby, over my knee baby)

Every morning there's a paddle hanging
from the corner of our bedroom's four post bed
Oh wait, it's not there, and I say that I'm innocent
but he never can believe what I said

It's so stress relieving
When you've spanked me soundly
Pulled me over your knee again
Said I wouldn't do it, Well...
You know I'm gonna do it again

Oh...
(Every Morning)
Oh...
(Every morning when I wake up)
(Over my knee baby, don't say a word)
Oh...
(Every Morning)
Oh...
(Every morning when I wake up)
(Over my knee baby, over my knee baby)

He always rights the wrong
For me
Baby
He always rights the wrong
For me

Every morning there's a paddle hanging
from the corner of our bedroom's four post bed
I know it's not mine but I'll see if I can hide it
before the weekend or a long night in
(Over my knee baby, don't say a word)

Every Morning
Every morning when I wake up
(Over my knee baby, over my knee baby)
Every Morning
Every Morning (Pulled me over your knee again)
(Over my knee baby, don't say a word)
Every Morning
Every Morning
(fades out)

14 comments:

baby girl said...

It DEFINITELY sounds that way :-)

Anonymous said...

Once again, very clever and witty Lea.

I see you are getting plenty of practice for the weekend. You rock girl.

joey

kiwigirliegirl said...

love it - well done very very clever ;) love an dhugs kiwi

MarQe said...

Certainly works !! & while I'm here Thank You for your continued support of my blog, MarQe's Study ..

MarQe x

findingsara said...

Well done! :)

Lea said...

@baby girl, One can hope. :-)

@joey, Thank you! I've got my song list ready to go.

@kiwi, Glad you liked it!

@MarQe, You're welcome and thanks for stopping by!

@findingsara, Thanks!

His First Mate said...

AWESOME! LOVE IT!

ronnie said...

Very clever Lea.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

sarah thorne said...

Oh, FFS! Now I won't be able to hear this song without imagining your lyrics!

Of course, that's not really a bad thing, I suppose.....

Very creative, Lea!

sarah

Lea said...

@His First Mate, Thanks!

@ronnie, Glad you liked it!

@sarah, I have that problem with a lot of songs, lol. ;-)

kittengrl said...

OMG Lea...
All I can say is that Sugar Ray could spank me any time day or night. I would even happily take the FES from him with a smile on my face (at least in the beginning!).

Oh yeah... and great song change too. :)

Lea said...

@kittengrl, I know, right? I've had a crush on him since junior high. :-)

Erica said...

You are GOOD! :-D

Lea said...

@Erica, Thanks!