I am completely normal. It's the other people who can go shopping and not see how everything is related to spanking that are a bit off. How could this not stand out at you? And it's COMPLETELY false, by the way.
|Ouchless for who? The one holding it, maybe. Glad your wrist is comfortable. *rolls eyes*|
Same with this
|Cruelty free? Ha!|
The hearts aren't fooling anyone. This would hurt like a mofo.
I once went shopping for Arnica gel and found it quite ironic that it was sold across the aisle from a wall of bathbrushes. I wonder if the cashier saw me blushing as I hurriedly grabbed a bottle.
I bought a Mason Pearson brush for a friend that was for spanking purposes, but I found it quite funny that one of the reviews mentioned it was "great for a 100 stroke brushing before bed." Who knew I would find such great insight on Amazon!
There really is no section of the store that doesn't scream spanking.
Any practical person would realize this is being sold purely to lie across for the strap.
This could be comfy to bend over.
Silk sheets can feel quite luxurious to lie on as you're being spanked. The downside is they can be slippery, so squirming might result in falling right off the bed. Does it sounds like I'm speaking from experience? I am.
Does anyone use these things in the bath? I mean, really? I didn't think so. They are clearly made to be evil spanking tools.
Most items for the kitchen are used to smack someone with. Silicone is extra stingy.
Can you look at men's dress shirts without imagining a guy slowly rolling up his sleeves?
I bet they'd look even better when I'm bent over.
Even a vanilla person must have some spanking thoughts when browsing these.
Who hasn't been threatened to be spanked with their own flip flop?
No, I don't hang out near the men's belts just to watch them being tried on and pulled back off. Didn't you read the beginning of this post? I'm normal.
Lovely scarves. I wonder how they'd feel tied around my wrists.
Roomy handbags are always a plus. Could hide an implement or two in there.
And now you see how everything is related to spanking. It's not just me, not at all. I hope you all enjoy your next kinky trip to JC Penney.