Thursday, July 5, 2012

Wood (What Is It Good For?)


Unfortunately, I don't have any stories about 4th of July spankings. Things were all vanilla for the holiday. But I hope you enjoy my latest song parody. This is my take on the classic War (What Is It Good For?) by Edwin Starr. Hope you'll sing along!

Wood (What Is It Good For?)

Wood! huh-yeah 
What is it good for? 
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh

Wood! huh-yeah 
What is it good for? 
Absolutely nothing 
Say it again y'all

Wood! huh good God 
What is it good for? 
Absolutely nothing 
Listen to me

Ohhh wood I despise 
Because it means destruction 
Of innocent thighs

 Wood means tears 
To thousands of bottoms eyes 
When they grumble and fight 
and lose with a sigh

I said- Wood! Huh Good God y'all 
What is it good for? 
Absolutely nothing 
Say it again

 Wood! Whoa, Lord.. 
What is it good for? 
Absolutely nothing 
Listen to me

Wood! It ain't nothing but a buttblazer 
Wood! Friend only to the meanest spanker
Wood! It's an enemy to all bratkind
The thought of wood blows my mind

Wood has caused unrest in the spanko population
Induction then destruction-
Who wants to cry?

Ohhh Wood, Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it, Say it, Say it

Wood! Uh huh Yeah- huh!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Wood! It ain't nothing but a buttblazer
Wood! It's got one friend, that's the meanest spanker
Wood has shattered many a bottom's dreams
Made them tearful and sorry as can be
Bottoms are too precious to paddle on all day
Wood isn't right, it should go in the fire to stay!

Wood! Huh Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

Wood! Whoa Lord..
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Wood! It ain't nothing but a buttblazer
Wood! Friend only to the meanest spanker
Peace love and understanding;
tell me, is there no place for them today?
With tops we must fight to keep our pants on
But Lord knows there's got to be a better way

Wood! Huh Good God y'all
What is it good for?
You tell me
Say it, Say it, Say it

Wood! Huh Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Stand up and shout it
Nothing!

 
 

12 comments:

Ana said...

Could not agree more.

Wood is good for building a fire. That's it. :D

joeyred51 said...

Lea,

Amen sister. I hate wood.

I have had the same problem with Blogger.

Hug,
joey

Susie said...

I couldn't agree with you more Lea. Wood is awful, but you sure put together a great song about it.

Erica said...

HAHAHAHAHA! I'll never hear this song in the same way again.

Friend only to the meanest spanker, indeed. Perfect.

SNP said...

Very creative and Blogger is frustrating some days!

playful little brat said...

haha yet another great one! Thanks for sharing.

Lea said...

@Ana, And when you build fires, you can roast Peeps! Double bonus!

@joey, I'm definitely a leather girl if choosing between the two. I can't tell you how many times I screamed at Blogger in the last 24 hours.

@Susie, Thanks! Glad you liked it!

@Erica, Another classic spankified. It's been in my head all day!

@SNP, Thanks! It's very frustrating and not the first time I've had the formatting issue.

@playful little brat, Glad you enjoyed it!

ronnie said...

LOL. Love it. Your so good at these Lea.

I don't like wood except when it's the cane:)

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Emen said...

Brilliant Lea. Agree with Erica. Your version's in my head forever now. Can't unhear that.

Lea said...

@ronnie, Thanks! I do make some exceptions for canes.

@Emen, Glad you liked it! I've had it in my head since writing it. Lol.

Jean said...

Great job! Wood makes great smores!

Lea said...

@Jean, It sure does! :-)