Thursday, October 27, 2011


I recently read something about The Weather Channel calling this month "Toptober," because they are highlighting The Top Ten Best Things To Do throughout the week. Of course, I see the word "top" and I think differently. The real Oktoberfest runs from late September to the first weekend of October. I've always found that odd considering the name, you'd think it would run throughout more of October. I missed out on heading up to the canyon and enjoying some German beer this year so will move on to Toptoberfest.

Here at Lea's Corner it is Toptoberfest, celebrating those who popular opinion believe should be tops. (And by popular opinion I'm going off my personal preferences and FetLife threads.)

Bruce Willis. Look at "The Look" he does. Brr.... Bruce always seems to have a mischievous twinkle in his eye too, definitely seems like he'd be someone fun to hang around with once you got off his knee.

James Scott. Those who aren't fellow Days Of Our Lives watchers may not recognize this face who plays E.J. Dimiera on my favorite soap. He's kind of an evil character which is probably why I get that toppy vibe from him. Hehe. The British accent just puts it over the edge.

Colin Firth. This picture would work better if he had a belt in his hands. Close enough. When any conversation comes up about a celebrity dream top, Colin Firth is always mentioned. Must have something to do with that charming but firm vibe of his. 

Sean Connery. He may have invented "The Look." In the media he has made comments that make one wonder if he practices some spanking in his personal life.  

Serena Williams. She's quite famous for her tennis skills and her booty, but she certainly looks like she knows how to wield an implement as well.                                                                                         

James Spader. What dream top list could leave his name off? I've talked about some of my feelings for James Spader in the past here. Most kinksters know him from Secretary but he has portrayed many more characters in his filmography that might make one wonder what he's really into behind closed doors. Here's hoping.

Hugh Jackman. He's just got that vibe.  The look, the tone of voice. He can put me in a corner anytime.

But I've got to call "red" on the claws! Bare hand please, Hugh.

Mary-Louise Parker. Any fan of Weeds has seen her on the receiving end of a spanking or two, but some wonder if she'd be willing to try being on the other side of the equation.

Alan Rickman. There are a lot of guys with accents on this list, aren't there? Hmm... He is a master of the tone of voice. But I don't ever want to hear him say he'll cut my heart out with a bloody spoon."Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?" "Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more." Sounds like the twisted mind of a top to me.

Mark Harmon. He's been in the TV world for a long time but is most recently known as Gibbs on NCIS. His name is bound to come up in any celebrity top discussion. I've never seen the show but am intrigued to tune in to see what this dynamic is all about.


Anonymous said...

Terrific post lea. Thanks so much for including Mary Louise Parker. She is number one on my list. I have seen Serena serve at the US Open, I do not know if I am ready for her. LOL.

Have a wonderful weekend.


sarah thorne said...

An interesting list! With Serena's swing, she could probably deliver a good wallop!


Bronte said...

Oh, I am warming to this topic!

Viggo Mortenson, Clive Owen, Ed Harris, Sean Bean, Ciaran Hinds....

Oh gosh, I'm a little embarrassed. Clearly, I have spent too much time thinking about this.

kiwigirliegirl said...

Sean Connery - deffinately has "the look" and I too have read interviews where its strongly suggested that he spanks his wife....mmmmmmm and a lecture in that accent to go with it - heaven.
Id like to be spanked by Captain Kirk hehehe

Lea said...

@joey, Don't underestimate yourself. If you can handle the Nurse, you can handle Serena. ;-)

@sarah, I realize I left off Denzel Washington. And Hugh Laurie but only as House. I like him sans accent. Lol. Will have to do a part two at some point.

@Bronte, Good choices!

@kiwi, Captain Kirk, eh? My friend would argue Captain Picard.

ronnie said...

Sean Connery, don't need to say anything else:)

Good post mLea.


Anonymous said...

I like your blog. but Jonny Depp would be at the top of my list lol :)

Lea said...

@ronnie, Hehe, he's definitely a favorite among many.

@lil miss naughty, That's a nice choice as well. Thanks for stopping by!

Anonymous said...

Only some of these guys have accents? Which ones are mute?


Lea said...

Hmm, none I'm aware of. Silly American I am, I meant the ones who don't sound like me. THEY have accents that are different than mine. ;-)