In trying to search for how to dress up for the party, I came across things like this.
Is this seriously what people looked like? Good thing there were some good movies and music... My favorite movie at the time was definitely The Little Mermaid. Some other favorites to come from that time are Airplane (I could quote that all day), Scarface, A Christmas Story, Rain Man, Return Of The Jedi, Ghostbusters, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Omg, Ferris Bueller. He is like a bottom's idol in deception. Big props, Ferris. We look up to you.
There is a lot of music to choose from. From classic songs like "I Melt With You" by Modern English to cringe-worthy one hit wonders like "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco. Who is Falco, you ask? Exactly. I even found some that seemed to sort of fit with a spanking theme.
"We're Not Gonna Take It"- Twisted Sister. This is one that a whole group of us sang in karaoke at one of the previous Scony weekends. Yes, it was as epic as it sounds. Did the tops try to get revenge on us afterwards? Pffttt. Moving right along...
Bottom's classic lack of accountability song: "We Didn't Start The Fire"- Billy Joel
Having a tough front song: "Fight For Your Right (To Party)"- Beastie Boys
The tops are catching up to me song: "I Ran (So Far Away)"- A Flock of Seagulls
How I feel before going to the weekend song: "Wanted Dead Or Alive"- Bon Jovi
How I feel after spankings at the weekend song: "I Wanna Be Sedated"- The Ramones
How I feel after getting home from the weekend song: "Don't Know What You Got ('Til It's Gone)- Cinderella
Definitely a lot of choices. I've realized that a lot of the things I thought were from the 80's are actually from the 90's. One thing I remember watching all the time as a kid, cheesy as it was, was Full House. I looked it up and it ran from 1987-1995. Uncle Jesse was definitely one of my first crushes, bad mullet and all. John Stamos still looks good though. Has anyone seen his latest Greek yogurt commercial? Yeah, I wondered what had happened to his career too.
Of course, I should be thinking about other fashion choices considering how some people like to damage my ears. I need protection. Perhaps this?
Or maybe something like this
I could possibly get defensive with my jewelry...
This could work nicely on the cartilage.
Regardless of how ridiculous I may look in whatever outfit I end up choosing, I'm so looking forward to this weekend. It's been too long since I've been back East. Even though I was more spoiled than normal and got to go back 3 times in 2011, November's party seems like it was ages ago. Yet I think I'm already as dead with certain tops as I was then. Hmm... You'd think that an in between trip would've cleared up all those silly spankable offenses but that doesn't seem to have helped me.
I already have an awesome countdown theme in mind that I'll share with you all as it approaches. It's certainly not going to help my case with the aforementioned tops though. Lol. Sometimes the joke is totally worth the cost of doing it though. "And sometimes it's not," says the top logic voice nagging my brain. Yeah, yeah... If you love the 80's, spanking, or just want to meet me because I'm awesome, it's not too late to sign up for the weekend here. Tell them Lea sent you and you can get a 5 swat discount! Okay, that's probably not true, but it won't hurt to try. "Actually, it CAN hurt to try." Go away, top voice!