Thursday, January 31, 2013

Ode To My Imagined Lover

Justin Timberlake turns 32 today. He's been on my dream guy list since I was 12 and first bought an 'N Sync CD.

He came a long way from being born in Nashville, being on the new Mickey Mouse Club, to superstardom in singing by age 16.

After 'N Sync split, he went on to a very successful solo career singing and acting.

from Alpha Dogs

And Dwight is right, only JT can bring SexyBack.
Justin, it's Tearing Up My Heart because I Just Wanna Be With You. Can't you say Bye Bye Bye to Jessica so I can finally be your Girlfriend and Rock Your Body? Maybe Somewhere, Someday you can love me Like I Love You.  
 I'm tired of using Ayo Technology. Tell Me, Tell Me..Baby, is it finally our time?  I Drive Myself Crazy thinking of you. I'm going to go Cry Me a River if this can't work out. I'm low maintenance, I swear. All I Want Is You This Christmas. And your Dick in a Box as well. You will always be the king of Pop to me.

Oh and I'd happily take your birthday spankings for you. See what a good girlfriend I'd be?


Anonymous said...


I hope you find your JT. He would be a lucky guy.


sugarsweethoney21 said...

Hmmm, although "god must have spent a little more time on you", I think he might want to know if its "no strings attached" first. Otherwise, he might just "sail away". :)


SNP said...

Fun to learn about your celebrity crush, Lea:)

Brooke said...

haha, i laughed out loud with all the little lyrics in this post .. cute! :)

Lea said...

@joey, Thank you!

@sugarsweethoney21, Haha, what an awesome response!

@SNP, I have a few. ;-)

@Brooke, I figured a couple people might get it. :-)

Anastasia Vitsky said...


Lea, wouldn't you happily take a birthday spanking for almost anyone? Except for our nutty friend Joey who likes the cane?

Abby Sage said...

If you take birthday spankings on behalf of someone else don't they have to give you the spanking themselves? And double?


Lea said...

@Ana, Yes, that may be true. ;-)

@Abby Sage, Sounds good to me!