Thursday, April 18, 2013

My Favorite Things- Redux

This is my parody of The Sound of Music's "My Favorite Things" which I shared a while back. Hope you enjoy!

My Favorite Things

Rosy spanked bottom that's sore when I'm sittin'
Bending over for spankings in the kitchen
Cane-iac packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cute colored panties with pictures of poodles
Dreaming of spankings all day while I doodle
The sound of a belt whipped off before it swings
These are a few of my favorite things

Tops in white dress shirts, sleeves rolling in a flash
Getting The Look that makes me want to dash
Anticipation that makes my hands wring
These are a few of my favorite things

When the strap bites
When the cane stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

Scoldings over things I shouldn't have written
Reminded there are times my tongue should be bitten
Damn, I forgot how much his hand can sting
Why were these some of my favorite things?

It wasn't smart saying his arm spanked like a noodle
Now I'm gonna get it, the whole kit and kaboodle
The paddle comes down hard making my ears ring
I need to reassess my favorite things!

Why does it seem our logic always clashes?
I pout out my lip and bat my eyelashes
He's not falling for it and makes the cane sing
Leaving furious lines until to him I cling

When the strap bites
When the cane stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

9 comments:

joeyred51 said...

Lea,

Excellent.

Hug,
joey

PK said...

I love it, what a great job!

dancingbarez said...

This is really awesome, and hey we have the same favorite things.

Dave said...

This is truly classic! Love it :-) :-)

xx,
Cherry Red Dave

BigGerman said...

You are so clever,wish I had a white dress shirt.

Kaelah said...

Sweet parody, Lea, thanks for sharing! :-)

Lea said...

@joey, If there is ever a Sound of Music themed weekend, I'll be ready. ;-)

@PK, Thank you!

@dancingbarez, How about that! :-)

@Dave, Thanks for reading!

@BigGerman, That could easily be arranged. ;-)

@Kaelah, Glad you liked it!

Anonymous said...

Great! Thanks for the earworm!

--regan

Lea said...

@Regan, Glad you enjoyed it!