O Christmas Peep
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
You are so very tasty;
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
You are so very tasty;
Not only trees when winter's here,
But also chicks at Easter.
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
You are so very tasty!
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
You are so very sugary;
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
You are so very sugary;
How often has the Christmas Peep
Afforded all the greatest glee!
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
You are so very sugary!
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
Your colors shine so brightly!
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
Your colors shine so brightly!
From green to pink, yellow and white,
There's only splendor for the sight.
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
Your colors shine so brightly!
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
How good Just Born has made thee!
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
How good Just Born has made thee!
You know who the true and faithful be,
We love our Peeps unchangingly.
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
How good Just Born has made thee!
The Twelve Days Of Christmas (Lea style)
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a spanking over his knee
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three scoldings
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four leather straps
Three scoldings
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five bars of soap
Four leather straps
Three scoldings
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six canes-a-swishing
Five bars of soap
Four leather straps
Three scoldings
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven swats-a-standing
Six canes-a-swishing
Five bars of soap
Four leather straps
Three scoldings
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight belts-a-swinging
Seven swats-a-standing
Six canes-a-swishing
Five bars of soap
Four leather straps
Three scoldings
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine hairbrushes
Eight belts-a-swinging
Seven swats-a-standing
Six canes-a-swishing
Five bars of soap
Four leather straps
Three scoldings
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten tears-a-streaming
Nine hairbrushes
Eight belts-a-swinging
Seven swats-a-standing
Six canes-a-swishing
Five bars of soap
Four leather straps
Three scoldings
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven wooden paddles
Ten tears-a-streaming
Nine hairbrushes
Eight belts-a-swinging
Seven swats-a-standing
Six canes-a-swishing
Five bars of soap
Four leather straps
Three scoldings
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve minutes in the corner
Eleven wooden paddles
Ten tears-a-streaming
Nine hairbrushes
Eight belts-a-swinging
Seven swats-a-standing
Six canes-a-swishing
Five bars of soap
Four leather straps
Three scoldings
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee
Spanking Christmas
(to the tune of White Christmas)
I'm dreaming of a spanking Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the tops say "Listen!"
And bottoms glisten
Their heat melting all the snow
I'm dreaming of a spanking Christmas
With every apology card I write
Where the day brings "sorries" and feeling contrite
And a bottom glowing bright
I'm dreaming of a spanking Christmas
A top with a long list in sight
While their day may be merry and bright
My bottom will be burning all night!
18 comments:
Your brilliant at these.
My favourite is the 12 days of Christmas.
Thanks Lea.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
A Christmas tree made from peeps. LOL. Very cute.
Terrific songs Lea. Well done.
joey
You are so freaking brilliant with these parodies! :-D
Love them! :-)
Excellent Lea, Excellent. Your Christmas Carol's would deserve 'six of the best' from me.
You're awesome at this! I am especially fond of your peeps song, because it is too damn adorable!
Come sing these at my house! Please? I'll give you hot cocoa with miniature peeps.
:)
@ronnie, Thank you! I'm just noticing that my first 3 days of Christmas aren't properly spaced and Blogger won't let me edit it. Grr...
@joey, Wish I'd been the one to make the tree, but can't take credit for that. Lol. Thanks.
@Erica, Thank you! I know how you get sick of the holidays but if we make it all about spanking then it's acceptable, right? ;-)
@Jane, Glad you liked it and thanks for stopping by!
@sixofthebest, Hmm I don't know that a caning is a reward for clever song writing. Lol. Tune in for Part 2, I have Carol of the Canes coming up.
@alex, Why thank you! That's one of my favorites as no other spanking blog has written about Peeps that I've seen. ;-)
@Pink, Omg, I so wish there were mini Peeps sold for hot chocolate! Hehe. I absolutely would if I was closer. :-)
These are most excellent! You are so creative - I suck at coming up with stuff like this; it takes me forever! And I didn't know they made Christmas tree peeps!
Oh, and mini peeps for hot chocolate? You should write the company with that idea, and you may get what you ask for!
Sarah
I think I might just ask hubby for The Twelve Days of Christmas this year (minus the soap, maybe 5 well-tied ropes). Thanks for the inspiration!,
Bob Rivers can't hold a Christmas candle to you, Lea! Or, I dunno, maybe you'd want him too? Although, in my opinion, hot wax is not as good as hot whacks.
Adding my praise here-- a fine job, and I'll make copies and hand them out to the choir for the show!!
@sarah, Thanks! That is a good idea, I must write to the Peeps people before another holiday passes with no mini Peeps. It's just not right.
@SublimeWifey, Good call on the soap. Blech! Thanks for stopping by!
@Dave Wolfe, Thank you! That's a choir show I'd like to see. And no thanks on the wax. ;-)
Wonderful parodies, Lea! Who would have thought Christmas Tree could have been turned into Christmas Peep. BRILLIANT!!!
@Michael, Thank you! Spankos have a way of being able to make anything about spanking. I can do the same thing to relate stuff to Peeps. ;-)
Lea, I'm sorry I'm late to the party...but these were lots of fun...what a talent! :) Sara
@Sarah, Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed them!
Fantastic! You have a true talent for these. Who knew Peeps could be such an inspiration for artistry?
@Dioneo, Thank you! Peeps are indeed great inspiration! ;-)
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