Have you ever had a top give you a reason that you were in trouble that just made you roll your eyes? Or even laugh? See if any of your ridiculous encounters made the list!
30 Ridiculous Reasons Tops Spank For
#30- Because the world is round
#29- For "looking like I'm up to something"
#28- Because it's a day that ends in "y"
#27- For being sick
#26- For breathing
Who hasn't heard that one?
#25- For having the remote control
Why do tops hate Days of our Lives? Let me watch in peace!
#24- For associating with bad influences
#23- For saying tops can't read
I think the top doth protest too much.
#22- For the current state of the economy
#21- For tattling
#20- For NOT tattling
The age old answering a direct question debacle...
#19- For looking too happy
#18- For saying "dude"
How can I go to an 80's themed weekend without being able to properly quote Michelle from Full House? "You've got it, dude!" I'm doing it anyway...
#17- For throwing imaginary food in chat
#16- For wearing red (apparently it's like waving a red flag at a bull)
True story. They get some competitive drive to make your bottom match the color of the clothes.
#15- For being Lea
#14- For being Not Lea
I still say that my disguise as Not Lea turned out pretty well for me at the last weekend. But a few tried to get me on "impersonation."
#13- For missing a fake camogie practice
It's a long story involving a silly man who thinks he's a coach.
#12- For being cute
#11- For bringing Peeps to a party
Someone will probably get me for this again in the next week. But the Peeps are worth it!!
#10- Being responsible for the Bubonic Plague
#9- For asking why
#8- For knocking over a fake tree
#7- For not making the rain stop
Yes, I was really spanked for that. And it's ALWAYS raining in PA!
#6- Because the Yankees lost
What can I say? I know a lot of New Yorkers.
#5- Because they need to warm up their hands
#4-Fornotusingspaces
SomepeopleareagainstwordmashingbutIthinkit'sreallyfun!
#3- Because they said so
#2- Probably for creating this list and pointing out how ridiculous they are
#1- For being too good
I mean, really? Come on!
And that's the list, folks! By the time you are reading this, I should've already landed in JFK and be groggily on my way to the weekend. I have an extra long trip this time because after the group's weekend ends, I'll spend a few days in NYC. I'm really excited to see all my friends again and hopefully meet some cool new ones! And I fully expect to get lots of Peeps! I'm sure I'll be back with many stories next week. Have a good week everybody!
18 comments:
Hi Lea,
Thank you for the really fun text messages.
See you soon. I will be the dude in the red shirt.
Hug,
joey
Have fun, Lea!
I was once spanked for taking too big a bite of cake. No lie.
great list Lea, im sure all tops can find many many reasons just to spank.....*sigh*
have a great weekend and cant wait to read all about it
hugs kiwi xx
Wow Lea, your poor bottom.
Have fun!
So, this is what the "research" was for, eh? I loled. Have a great time!
@joey, I'm glad you enjoyed it! See you in a bit!
@Erica, Wow, talk about reaching!
@kiwi, They sure can! Thanks, it's been a blast so far!
@Susie, So far nobody has gotten me for this list, but I've been here less than 24 hours. ;-)
@alex, Yep! I think a few of the ideas came from that thread.
Great list! Have a great time and I do hope you get lots of peeps
"For being too good" is TOTALLY legit, young lady. Must not mock tops with your goodness! Have a safe trip and we hope you have a great time.
:)
~Todd and Suzy
WERE you responsible for the Bubonic Plague??
Cuz if so, you TOTALLY need to be spanked! And hard!
And yes, the rain is coming our way. You need extra for that, too!
sarah
Lea, I found out a 31st Ridiculous Reason Tops Spank for this weekend. Because you look like you're sitting too comfortably. Ridiculous....LOL. Great seeing everyone again.
I hope it was a awesome weekend and trip in general... Can't wait to read about it when you get back!! Your list made me giggle. Fabulous!
@Jean, welcome and thanks for stopping by! I've received 32 boxes of Peeps so far!
@Todd and Suzy, I never seem to get the being too good one anymore. Hmm...
@sarah, No, I was not responsible for that! We ended up with pretty good weather until Monday when it got REALLY hot, but it could've been worse.
@nysassy52, I think I've heard that one. They always come up with something!
@Newt, It's been great so far, still have a few more days of vacation left!
"saying dude"...yes, that is really annoying. Hope you are having a great time.
@wordsmith, Blame Michelle. ;-)
All perfectly valid reasons. ;-) BTW the Phillies had a lousy season and won't make it to the Series....so come here. ;-)
@BlackVelvet007, Um, do the Phillies ever not have a bad season? Good thing most tops I play with are Yankees fans, they tend to be in a better mood year round than others. :-D
Had a big smile reading this...
And I know (to be honest)
that I like to use such kind
of rules (even when we have no rules)
to give a big amount for a good spanking...
Tops are strange people :-)
(and if you agree, that's a good reason to be spanked also :-))
Regards, Monsieur Fessee
@Monsieur Fessee, Bottoms are strange people too. We whine and complain about these things, but in the end both parties are getting what they want. ;-)
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