Thursday, August 16, 2012

The ABC's of Spanking

I'm jumping in on the meme that's been going around blogland lately of the ABC's of spanking/TTWD. I went to Google to look for an image to go with this post and typed in "kinky ABC's." One of the first images that came up was a side by side photo of President Obama and Hillary Clinton. Uh... WTF?

Now to my list of words that come to mind when I think about spanking.

Ear pull
Hugs (my favorite!)
It's not my fault!
Top logic
Yes, Sir

Let's see if I can put all of these together for a little story.

I was filled with anticipation as my bottom was in the corner awaiting discipline. It all started with an ear pull as I was led away from my friends who had been giving me bad ideas. I wanted the end result of the hugs but still told him "It's not my fault!" After getting The Look I changed my approach. "Alright, alright, I'm just joking!" With my kindreds nowhere to be found, he decided it was time to show me how I'm loved with some maintenance. He pulled me over his knee for a spanking and told me how naughty I had been as I shrieked with "Ooww's!" The panties soon came down as my shrieks continued. It takes a special quality to take me to a place where I get an emotional release, and he got me there. Scony top logic aside, he is very understanding and leaves me with a feeling of being vindicated. I know he cares for my well being. Xoxo to him and I reply to his questions with Yes, Sir in respect. Hey, at least he doesn't ask me to call him Zeus, because some tops think they are God.

I had to stretch a bit in some of that, but there you have it!
What are your ABC's?


Miss G said...

I don't have any ABC's but I always hope that Barack Obama is kinky. He strikes me as someoneone who would make a great Dominant :)

Jane said...

Lea you are just amazing. This is so funny!

Anonymous said...


Wow!! This is so awesome. The ABCs are perfect and the story is terrific.


Erica said...

Nicely done with the incorporation of all the words! Clever woman, you.

I put my own spin on the meme; come by and check it out when you have a minute. ;-)

SNP said...

Adding a story on top of the ABC gets you extra points! I guess Extra points can get your extra spankings:)

Jean said...

very nice, thanks for sharing

Lea said...

@Miss G, He definitely has that top tone of voice down!

@Jane, Thank you! Glad you liked it!

@Joey, Thanks! I'm interested to see what your ABC's would be.

@Erica, Haha, I enjoyed your spin on it!

@SNP, Yay, points! :-)

@Jean, Glad you enjoyed it!

Hermione said...

I loved the story. it was a very creative addition.


Bobbie Jo said...

Nice story to go with your list. I haven't tried the meme and I don't have a blog to put it on if I did try it. I might for the fun of it, though. :-)

ronnie said...

Clever you Lea. Really enjoyed the story. Thanks.


Kaelah said...

I love your little story, Lea! :-) And for Hillary Clinton and President Obama, ah … well … how's the weather today? Neither too warm nor too cold, I hope? ;-)

Lea said...

@Hermione, Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!

@Bobbie Jo, Give it a try! It was fun to do.

@ronnie, Glad you liked it!

@Kaelah, It's quite warm actually. Lol.

Ursus Lewis said...

Lea is happy if it's not snowing in August Kaelah. So much about weather. I like your ABC Lea. Oh and did you ask Kaelah how she'd pronounce your name?

Lea said...

@Urs, I went into the Shadow Lane chat room last week to say hello before the party. Everyone assumed it was pronounced Lee-uh. Here we go again!

Kaelah said...

@ Ursus Lewis & Lea:
I suppose it is pronounced like the German version of the name then - Lay-uh (not sure whether this is the right way to express what I mean; I assume the "e" is pronounced like the a in gate and the "a" like the a in father). Am I correct?

Lea said...

@Kaelah, I pronounce it like "Lee" which is not what people usually guess online. I think Urs's point is that he thinks I spell it wrong in English and in German. But it's my fake name and I can spell it however I want! ;-)

Kaelah said...

That's a pronunciation I definitely wouldn't have guessed. But you are absolutely right, it is your name and you can spell and pronounce it however you want. ;-)

I think most people had a real problem with the pronunciation of my kinky name when I still called myself K'Ehleyr. Now that I have changed the Klingon version of the name for the human one it should be easier. ;-)

Lea said...

@Kaelah, You would've lost me there as well!

Anonymous said...

My name is lea and I don't pronounce it lee, its pronounced lei- uh..I don't get how some people can take a name and make if into own pronunciation. But then again some people say tonya as spelled Tanya. And president Obama isn't the dominate one in his marriage, he's even admitted Michelle wears the pants and he does what she says. She's been known to help him make choices and change his mind in subjects. Maybe he's tired of being boss over the whole country so at home he'd rather give his wife the reins.

Lea said...

@Anonymous, I have seen Lea pronounced like "Lee" but it is much less common. Lee or Leigh are the ways I see it most. As far as Obama, one never knows. I found it funny that the pic came up in my search though. Thanks for your comment.

Ursus Lewis said...


Lea said...

@Urs, Pot stirrer!!