Sunday, December 23, 2012

Santa Baby

Christmas is approaching and I wrote a new parody to share with you. Hope you enjoy this spankified version of "Santa Baby." If you want to risk your hearing, click play on the video at the bottom. That's me singing. Happy holidays everyone!

Santa Baby (spanko style)

 Santa baby, pull me right over your knee,
Oh please,
I've been an awfully bad girl,
Santa baby, oh hurry up and spank me tonight.

Santa baby, what? 54 swats of the strap too?
You Scrooge!
I'll be a good girl dear,
Santa baby, not sure I want to be spanked tonight!

As you pull me by my wrist,
I say "Alright, alright, if you do insist,"
I'm o'er your lap to be spanked good,
Now please check off my Christmas list.

Santa baby, I wanna swat,
Oww not all on the sit spots!
Been an angel all year,
Santa baby, give me a good girl spanking tonight.

Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need,
To feed,
This spanko's desires,
Santa honey, oh hurry up and spank me tonight.

Santa cutie, and now my bottom is quite a wreck,
Oh heck,
Signed with stinging red lines,
Santa cutie, you've got my bottom burning tonight.

This next year oh you will see,
I'll be so good I won't need any spankings,
I really do believe in you,
Now why are you laughing at me?

Santa baby, now leave me with one mighty big swing,
That stings,
To remember you by,
Santa baby, oh hurry up and spank me tonight.
Hurry up and spank me tonight,
Hurry, tonight.


TL Bucko said...

Great song Lea! Love it.

SpankCake said...

I love it, Lea! It certainly puts me in the holiday spirit! :)


Erica said...

One of the few Xmas songs I actually like, and now it's even better! :-)

I would have thrown in a "Santa Tubby," of course. Just 'cause that's what I do.

SublimeWifey said...

Great song, but 54 swats of the strap?!?! 54! Give a girl a break, I can't handle 10 ... no more than 20. 54?! You're a trooper.

Anonymous said...


Very cute song and I love your beautiful voice. I hope that you get your wish.


SNP said...

Cute. Merry Christmas Ms. Lea!

Kaelah said...

You have a beautiful singing voice, Lea. Well done! Happy holidays to you and your loved ones. :-)

Lea said...

@TL Bucko, Glad you liked it!

@SpankCake, Me too! Thanks for reading!

@Erica, Haha! Well if I tease him about his weight he'll probably spank me harder!

@SublimeWifey, "54" was in the original lyrics so I worked around it. That is a lot though!

@joey, Thank you! Maybe someday.

@SNP, Merry Christmas to you too!

@Kaelah, Thank you! Happy holidays to you and Ludwig as well!

MrBBSpanker said...

Nicely done!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Lea :0

MrBBSpanker said...

ooops, that was suppose to be a smiley face! lol

Hermione said...

LOL! Merry Christmas, Lea.


Lea said...

@MrBBSpanker, Thanks! Hope you enjoyed your holidays!

@Hermione, Hope you had a good Christmas as well!