Recently, my friend Amy let me share her awesome parody "That Top's Decision." Now I'm revisiting R.E.M. for my take on "Everybody Hurts." It has "hurts" in the title, how could I not spankify it? Enjoy!
Every Spanking Hurts
When you're told you're wrong and his hand spanks you for so long,
When you're sure you've had enough of this top, blabbing on
Just let yourself go, feel free to roll those eyes. Every spanking hurts sometimes.
Remember this little song,
As the spanking goes along.
When your bottom's red and sore, (hold on, hold on)
Your palms resting on the floor, (hold on)
When you think you've had too much of his hand, well hang on.
Every spanking hurts as the top roasts your end.
Every spanking hurts. But so does his hand. Ha, ha. So does his hand.
If you feel you need to groan, no, no, no, you are not alone.
If you're lying o'er the pillows, the swats feel hard and strong.
When you think you've had too much of the strap, hang on.
Well, every spanking hurts, sometimes.
At least it's not your thighs. And every spanking hurts sometimes.
And every spanking hurts sometimes. So hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. (fade)
Every spanking hurts.
You are not alone.