Sunday, September 23, 2012

Every Spanking Hurts (R.E.M. Parody)

Recently, my friend Amy let me share her awesome parody "That Top's Decision."  Now I'm revisiting R.E.M. for my take on "Everybody Hurts." It has "hurts" in the title, how could I not spankify it? Enjoy!

Every Spanking Hurts

When you're told you're wrong and his hand spanks you for so long,
When you're sure you've had enough of this top, blabbing on
Just let yourself go, feel free to roll those eyes. Every spanking hurts sometimes.

Remember this little song,
As the spanking goes along.
When your bottom's red and sore, (hold on, hold on)
Your palms resting on the floor, (hold on)
When you think you've had too much of his hand, well hang on.

Every spanking hurts as the top roasts your end.
Every spanking hurts. But so does his hand. Ha, ha. So does his hand.
If you feel you need to groan, no, no, no, you are not alone.

If you're lying o'er the pillows, the swats feel hard and strong.
When you think you've had too much of the strap, hang on.

Well, every spanking hurts, sometimes.
At least it's not your thighs. And every spanking hurts sometimes.
And every spanking hurts sometimes. So hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. (fade)
Every spanking hurts.
You are not alone.




8 comments:

joeyred51 said...

Lea,

I agree that every spanking hurts.

See you soon!! :)

Hug,
joey

Ana said...

LOL! Very good one.

But I would quibble with "sometimes"...more like ALL the time. :)

Susie said...

Laughing! You are very good at these.

ronnie said...

That's one of my favourite songs and I'll never be able to hear it again without thinking of you and this:)

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Kaelah said...

A very good and funny interpretation of the song, Lea! How long does it take you to write one of these parodies?

Lea said...

@joey, It's just around the corner!

@Ana, You may have a point there. ;-)

@Susie, Glad you liked it!

@ronnie, I hope that isn't a bad thing. ;-)

@Kaelah, Thanks! This song is fairly short so it was an hour or so. I've done some though like Simon and Garfunkel's "Sounds of Silence" that had a lot of verses, took a few days.

playful little brat said...

Haha i love reading these posts! Very creative and gave me a much needed laugh. :)

Lea said...

@playful little brat, Glad you enjoyed it!